Reply #52: Was it a flaming bag of poop? [View All]

Were it not for the fact that he will be surrounded by deadly people for the rest of his life, and the possibility that it might be illegal, I'd put a flaming bag of poop on the former President's doorstep, every evening on my way home from work.

I'd also steal the President's garbage, and sell his burnt poop covered shoes to the highest bidder on some Powerline-approved Internet auction site.

I'd also make a documentary film about it. Not about the flaming poop, although that would be an important part. The show would be about the ex-President catching himself on fire and falling off the porch every day. He'd be falling off the porch because he's always wearing two left shoes. Because the right shoes all have shit on them and are for sale on the Internet.

The climax of the film would be the ex-President, covered in crap and with his bare feet on fire, saying, "I think I need a fire extinguisher."