BUSH RULES OUT ‘GRACEFUL EXIT’ - FOR HIMSELF AND CHENEY [View All]

Addressing the increasing violence and chaos in Iraq, President Bush announced today that there would no “graceful exit” for U.S. troops, and also, more significantly, no “graceful exit” from office for either the Vice President or himself.

“We’re gonna’ stay until the job gets done,” Bush insisted, “regardless of any timetables for the next Presidential election.” Bush added that he couldn’t even gracefully exit China when he tried, so why expect him to leave a nice cushy job like President.

Bush further asserted that according to a secret opinion given to him by Attorney General Gonzales, Bush had the power during wartime to suspend the Twenty-Second Amendment to the Constitution — governing term limits for Presidents – along with the First, Fourth, Fifth and Sixth Amendments as well.

The President contended “that we’d be sending the wrong message to the terrorists if Cheney and I just ‘cut and run,’ just like the Democrat party wants us to do.”

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