Democratic Underground - And Porgie the Great Responded Thusly:

1. Heh, what a dummy this Chinaman is--yew tell me whadda bunch soldiers dressed in postal oufits(mail clad) has ta-dew with WAR!!!!!

2. DAMP ardor? Heh heh...it's plenty DRY out there in the desert, silly!!!!

3. Protracted? We ain't doing math with compasses and protractors, we're fightin' the terrists!!

4. Ain't no one touchin' MAH extremity--if anyone is gonna have their extremity taken advantage of, AH'll be doin' the advantage takin'!!! Ya perverts!!! And there ya go again, babblin' on about the damp thang....

5. Ah dunno 'bout Long Delays, but ah allus thought TOM DeLay was mighty clever, ah did!!

6. Ah like bein' the FIRST to do stuff, ya see! Mah prolonged war will be successful, because ah say so!

7. AS for evil wars, ain't ah saying all the tahm that we have to take care of these evil doers? So ah done checked that block about long wars and evildoers, din't ah?

And never mind this MISS FORTUNE stuff--heck, ah sent over Dallas Cheerleaders and all sortsa eye candy gals on them USO tours to cheer up the BOYS. As for the GIRLS over there, well, they're in the mah-nority, so they'll jus' hafta suck it up. Between this hobnobbin', young and the restless, and discrimination nonsense, I gotta say I thank this Chinaman don't know what he's talkin' about. No wonder he ain't in charge over there nowadays!!!!

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