Joke: Changing light bulbs in the Bush Administration [View All]

Changing light bulbs in the Bush Administration

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

The answer is SEVEN:

(1) One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

(2) One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who asks
questions about the light bulb.

(3) One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light
bulb.

(4) One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a
secret stockpile of light bulbs.

5) One to get together with Vice President Cheney and award a one
million dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton Industries for supplying a
light bulb.

(6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing Dubya changing the
light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American
flag.

(7) And finally one to explain to Dubya the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.