Reply #6: Dear Ken-- [View All]

In April, I did NOT help make national Party for the President Day a huge success, as I wouldn't be caught DEAD at a party for that jerk.

I will NOT help make the next Party for the President even bigger. The second national Party for the President Day will be Thursday, July 15th, and I will be as far away as humanly possible.

Parties with 5 or more guests who RSVP at GeorgeWBush.com, will include a conference call with a very special guest and each party will receive an updated packet of campaign material, including a new Presidential video, exclusive to Party for the President hosts? Really! Which very special guest would that be? Karl Rove laying out more plans to smear the candidate I'M supoorting? Campaign materials and a video that smear that candidate as well? Get real.

I don't care about your exciting new addition to this round of parties. Likewise, I do not want your postcards!

We have a hard fight in the days ahead beating the President, and John Kerry needs my help. Our OWN fun, informal events will help grow the Democrats' strong base of support in local communities and enlist thousands to join our campaign AGAINST the moron you're supporting.

I'd shoot myself in the head before I'd host a party for a lying, cheating, brain-dead asshole like the one you're supporting.

Sincerely,
Fudge Stripe Cookays
Proud American

PS-- Didja get all that Agent Mike?