Reply #49: Hey, Gerald [View All]

Ban this if you really want some attention!

This story of a Washington wife who leaves her powerful husband to join a womyn's commune is charged with the kind of eroticism you just don't expect from the Second Lady of the United States of America. I was amazed at how graphically Ms. Cheney details the commune's daily "massage classes" and their predictable free-for-all aftermaths, while at the same time delivering a devastating critique of phallocentric discourse in modern culture. I can't wait for the sequel, in which the Sisters declare war against the male-dominated multinational corporation that is threatening to foreclose on their commune. Four Stars!

Deputy Leader's wife did a bang up job on this book, but I wonder why it had all that sex in it. Conservatives don't do those things she wrote about--it's sinful. And the part about the women having sex with each other was just pure fantasy. Everyone knows women can't do that. They don't have "little soldiers."

Okay wait, this is a book about lesbians written by the 2nd lady of the United States whose husband is embarrassed by his lesbian daughter and whose boss is a homophobe. LOL, LOL, LOL, oh my God I can't control my laughter!

In an age of loose cannons such as Teresa Heinz Kerry, it's refreshing to see a potential first lady such as Lynne Cheney create a novel sure to please everyone from fun loving fundamentalist Christians to plaid flannel dykes, from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine.

Sure, Lynne is married to handsome, virile and dashing Dick Cheney, but even wonderful Dick can get tedious at times.

Lynne proves that even the cutest red dress wearing Republican lady craves a little gal on gal action at times- and as long as the gals don't want to get married- who's to mind?

Lynne's book was said to inspire her daughter Mary to sing a favorite childhood song: "I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad."

I look forward to Lynne's new book she plans to write once her husband retires in November. I heard the working title is, "Ellen: Do to me what hubby told Leahy to do to himself."

This vile book is filled with lurid allusions to carnal and unnatural perversion, including but not limited to lusty mammary-centric orgies and gluttonous girl-on-girl feasting at the hairy taco buffet. Truly disgusting!

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Representative Gerald Allen was elected in 1994. He was born on February 8, 1950, and received B.S. Degree in Education from the University of Alabama. He and his wife, Sheila, are the parents of three children: Wes, Kellie, and Jill. Representative Allen serves as owner of CASHCO Marketing and is a Deacon for Gilgal Baptist Church. A member of the West Alabama Chamber of Commerce and Civitan Club, Representative Allen is a member of the University of Alabama Alumni Association, works as a booster for Holt High School, and is part of the PTA for Cottondale Elementary and Holt High School.

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