Fundie Sunday [View All]

Geez, I hate working on Sunday. Everybody runs out to eat after church and they leave their kindness at the altar. A dollar a holler and maybe a bible tract to taunt the godless servers.

I had one guy last week who came in with a huge group. I wandered up to make the usual small talk "Hi How are you" He said, "I am blessed. The lord has blessed me today. Has he blessed you today?" I damn near chipped a tooth biting my tongue to keep from telling him how very blessed I was.

Then, he offered the kicker, "How do you like having to work on Sunday?" Well someone has to feed the holy hogs for Jesus.

Today another big group including a 4 and 5 year old with their black "God's Army" t-shirts on. That really creeped me out. On the back it said "Fighting for souls at so and so church." It's like Hitler's youth.

It gets weirder and weirder.