Reply #34: I'm thinking of all kinds of thought bubbles and things he could say [View All]

"Buy Boraxo!"
"More blush, please."
"I did not have Alzheimer's when I was in office, so stop saying that!"
"Mr. Soandso, tear open this envelope!"
"Uh-oh ... I think I might be dead."
"What's my name again?"
"Hmm ... this heaven place reminds me of the post office."
"Like my new face tattoo?"
"Help me, Mummy! They keep putting me in a mailbox."
"Are you going to throw me in the trash, too?"
"Recycle me, please."
"Careful not to rip my face!"
"Okay, so I have a few more wrinkles."
"Bend me, shape me, anyway you want me ..." (with musical notes, so he's singing)
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T ... ouch!" (again, with musical notes)
"I'm not really a stamp; I just play one on TV."
"How do I taste?"
"Do I look fat?" (on an overstuffed envelope)
"Oh, look - they've cloned me!" (in multiples)
"They told me it was a stem cell research poster."
"I ratted out all my communist friends, you know."
"At least all the homeless people I created can't afford stamps."
"What - H.W.'s boy is president?!"
"If that drunken frat boy is president, I'm a postage stamp!"
"Gee, I wish someone would make a deal and rescue me from these postal workers."
"Hey, it's not easy acting like a postage stamp!"