Reply #41: Yes!!! It's exactly what the nation needs! [View All]

will put us all in boot camp?

Americans are fat. Real Fat. Fat as in "Holy shit dude you are FAT!." Sending the nation to boot camp would reduce this life threatening condition and thus reduce costly heart disease treatments and lower the insurance rates of all Americans.

Sending us to boot camp is the patriotic thing to do!


Will he make us wear uniforms?

How can you, a self proclaimed liberal, even ask such a question? How long must we allow these fashion nazis to force us to into buying their products just to fit in? These things are made by abused children and modeled by starving mentally abused women. This eventually causes our thicker real american women to feel bad about their bodies. These bastards have to be stopped and uniforms are the way to do it!

Uniforms for a new liberal America!

Is he going to make us all get up at 5:00 AM and practise killing terrorists?

You would question a man that wishes to provide an entire nation with free self defense courses? Can't you see that by implementing this simple plan Clark will improve our Economy by increasing US productivity and reduce crime by teaching us how to fight for ourselves!

You sir are a Rove plant!