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Kali

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Thu Dec-15-05 06:10 PM
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Lowcost wireless security system

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How to install:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Place a dog dish beside it, a really big dog dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like, "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in an hour. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been wormed."

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