Randi Rhodes' list of Holiday Gifts for 2005 [View All]

Some excerpts from today's list:

For the American electoral process: "A paper trail from a ballot box near you and campaign finance reform."

For Senator Joe Lieberman: "Lifetime membership in the Zell Miller Club."

For British PM Tony Blair: "Nice new collar, leash, do, and pedicure at Doggie-Do at Lexington and 38."

For Bill O'Reilly: "A Grammy Award for his previously unreleased 'Jerky Boy' recording."

For our military: "A welcome home that includes actual homes."

For Jack Murtha: "A crisp salute."

For Scott McClellan: "A pressroom full of Helen Thomas."

For Donald Rumsfeld: "A pink slip and matching panties on his head."

For George W. Bush: "Another early discharge from government service. Buh-bye!"

For Cindy Sheehan: "A Nobel Peace Prize and Time's Greatest Bestest Person of the Year cover and all our love and friendship."