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I emailed the following to the Chimperor the other night after several cold ones. It's graphic, and could be construed as sexist and homophobic, but I felt the need to speak to them in their own bigoted jargon.

Mr. President:
As much as I've watched and really admired -- no. I have, you're sooooooo manly -- your steely determination when it comes to supportin' the troops, I want to offer a suggestion in support of the troops: I think reinstating the draft, without regard to gender or wealth, would be a wonderful thing (unlike, you know, when you deserted).
Specifically, I'm thinking that Barbara would be a wonderful "comfort girl" for the troops. Jenna's a little too chunky (ok, alright, she's a fat, drunken pig) for a truly discriminating soldier, but I'm sure that there would be a genuine train waiting to share their patriotism with Barbara.
Anytime, heads up, you piece of shit drunk,
rb

PS How's the impeachment process goin', you abysmally ignorant redneck? And how many c--ks (think Victor Ashe) did you suck at Yale? Or was it Harvard at which you developed the taste?