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Good evening muh fellow 'Mericuns. Tonite I will tell you that I have a clear plan for the future of Eye-Rack. Trust me, and we will --- uh, large pepperoni and extra cheese? Uh, OK I guess -- uh, I mean, never mind my fellow 'Mericuns. That was not my ear bug malfunctioning and anyone who says it was is an enemy combatant and on the side of the terrists and hates 'Mericuh.

Tonite I cannot give you the details of my secret plan because that would be aiding the enemy and giving aid and comfort to the terrists and Saddam Hussein and the Notorious Axis of Evil and Bad People everyone and you might be one of them and John Ashcroft will be coming to your house tonite to make sure that you use only the missionary position so we know you are not an evil doer green peppers and a 2 liter diet.

I will tell you that my special secret plan involves winning the hearts and minds of the Eye-Racky people, and everyone knows that the shortest path to someone's heart and mind is up through their anus with a broomstick as my friend Donald Rumsfeld tells me every day. And he is the finest Secretary of Defense this country has ever had so he should know. I do not mean that he has ever experienced the broomstick thing sausage and hold the onions extra large with a side of wings.

Stay the Course! Mission Accomplished! Let's Roll! Bring 'Em On!

Good night, and God Bless 'Merica but not them Arabs.