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ameriphile

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Mon Aug-18-03 10:13 AM
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2. Run like hell

The Sunbeam model you describe was built to military specifications and was never intended for use in the consumer market. Twigs, branches and stones don't slow this baby down because its blade is made of depleted uranium-- the same substance that tips armor-piercing anti-tank shells.

Given this mower's long history at your residence, I would suspect that your yard is thorougly contaminated with uranium dust, and if you truly value your family's health, you will pack them into the SUV, and drive far, far away.

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