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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-02-04 10:48 AM
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2. HA! Here's mine
Edited on Wed Jun-02-04 10:50 AM by Richardo
First: two notes on yours:

2: In the vacuum of space, spaceships and explosions sure do make a hell of a lot of noise (Observation: '2001: A Space Odyssey' is still the ONLY film ever made that gets this right.)

4: By now, we should all be wearing pastel spandex jumpsuits at all times (with a big V shaped graphic in front)

6: Evolution all over the universe converges on intelligent beings with two arms and two legs, no matter how weird the heads turn out. (Corollary: And all alien females are mammals with two breasts.)

7: All interspecies translation is instantaneous with error-free syntax.

8: Spaceships have gravity.

9: All planets outside the solar system have numbers attached to their names.

10: A lot of alien beings have names ending with "-or"

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