Reply #83: Do I have a Con story for YOU! [View All]

My romantic experiences with Fangirls have been uniformly negative, but that's not to say all female Fen are that way. Digger, Jailbait, Frodo and Wyvernhawke have all been quite happy with their fifteen or twenty non-feline friends. And who am I to criticize happy, loving, polyamo(u)rous ... uh ... tribes? The world needs more love. And more sex couldn't hurt, either. And I'll give anyone a chance; I just won't give away my keys, my bank card, my reputation, my sanity, or my heart.

The cat thing? Cats are very often substitutes for sexual and romantic company, and it applies to all genders. I like cats, but cat fetishists creep me out.

Yes, I have quite a story of human perversity at S-F Conventions. But it's long and detailed and requires audiovisual materials and access to Nexis/Lexis and prior clearance from my probation officer. Incidentally, if you're a Roman Catholic, you'll have to go to confession before you can take Communion again. So plan accordingly!

So, I won't be going to WorldCon. It would be kind of like Michael Fay going to a spankers' convention in Singapore. Which, come to think of it, might be even more fun than a S-F Convention.

--bkl
Lah!