I had a weird dream last night.... [View All]

I was walking around a nearby town, headed to a pub to meet some friends. I looked up and saw a very large spider hanging from a web. Then I looked around and saw spiders everywhere...some fairly small, some enormous, like the size of a medium-sized dog.

I wasn't frightened at all, just amazed by them, and careful to avoid disturbing them. Just as I was about to go into the pub to join my friends, I looked up and saw the largest one of all...the body about 6' long, lying in a web. My eyes nearly popped out, and I exclaimed, "Now THAT'S the biggest damn spider I ever saw!" And I went into the pub.

Once inside, I saw a percussion player friend of mine from years ago who'd just played a symphony concert. He'd decided, since it was his birthday, that he'd wear a special tux for this performance. It was made of white damask (yes, the stuff grandma's best tablecloth was made of); and I imagined how people in the audience must have stared at the oddball outfit through the whole concert. And I laughed.

Sometimes I think my dreams exist solely as proof of my insanity.