Reply #10: Used to have a neighbor who would work [View All]

on his outboard motor at 6:00 in the morning. Every Saturday and Sunday!!!!!

I went to him nicely to ask that he wait until 8:00 to run his motor to work on it.

I got the "F with me and I'll kick your ass" look. Since nobody really can intimidate me, I told him if he didn't knock the crap off, the police would be called.

Next weekend, he pulled the same crap, I called, the police showed up and gave him a noise ticket violation.

He came by the next day to threaten me, but I told him if he crossed my property he would get a 12 gauge up his butt.

A week later he calls the police to complain that my kids threw rocks at his boat. When the police showed up on my door to investigate the complaint, we went to see the damage, which was very minor. I asked the jerk how he knew it was my kids.

He told me the police can pull fingerprints off the rocks to prove it. His boat was sitting on a gravel driveway. Doh!!!

At that point the police left

He moved a month later. End of story.