Reply #10: Here's my favorite [View All]

A guy was walking through the woods when he came upon a rather large hole.

Bored, he offhandedly tossed a pebble into the hole, and was surprised when he didn't ever hear the pebble hit bottom.

Now interested, he looked around and saw a rather large log. He pushed it into the hole, cupped his ear and listened. Still nothing.

Now very perplexed, he looked around again. He saw an old weathered picnic table nearby. He pushed the old wooden table to the hole and into it, and got down on his knees.

Just then he heard a ruffling in the bushes behind him. A wild donkey jumped out of the bushes, over his head, right into the hole and disappeared.

The man was still sitting shocked by the hole when an old farmer came by. "Hey partner, have you seen my mule anywhere?" "Mister it was the damndest thing. I was just sitting here when your mule came running right over me and jumped right in this here hole."

The old farmer looked down the hole, then to the man, shook his head and said, "nah, couldn't have been mine. I had mine tied up to a picnic table."