I confess, I am a food JUDGER [View All]

Almost all of my judgments about people I'm involved with daily have to do with food:

Extra Large eggs are big enough - people who buy Jumbo Size eggs are BAD PEOPLE.

Everyone has foods they don't care for, but it's not necessary to make a FUSS about it. To REFUSE to eat something with olives or mushrooms or avocado or whatever because you don't care for them is too self indulgent. Especially when you also insist on dining "family style". People who make that much of a fuss are BAD PEOPLE.

People who are habitually take the last serving, the last piece of pizza, the last whatever are BAD PEOPLE (And no, saying "Does anyone mind if I have the last serving" doesn't help if it's what you do at every god damn get together.)