Reply #9: In that case... [View All]

I suggest a dog.

A big dog that will not only be your best friend, but will watch your ass. Actaully, little yippie dogs are effective as well...they let an intruder know that you are about to wake up.

I got two: Boy and a girl (Mike and Michelle), 80 lbs. each and they are the most friendly critters...except for some greasy asshole who was hanging around by the house a few years back. I swear, I never heard Shelly howl and growl like that...scared the piss out of me, too.

Don't go to one of those people that beat the crap out of pitbulls to train them to be tough. Treat it right, it will die for you. I happen to know for a fact that well loved and treated pit-bulls are VERY sweet and loving dogs.