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givemebackmycountry

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Mon Jan-24-05 04:23 PM
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8. Hey Bouncy I am from New York City

We honk at anything even cops, firemen, and ambulances.

We can be in a twenty city block traffic snarl, no where to go, bumper to bumper as far as the eye can see, and we will still honk.

You can be dead, lying in the middle of the intersection, and we will honk just before we run you over.

"Hey the guy was dead, so fuhgeddabodit"!

You know the old John Mendoza (the comic) line?

"You ever see a New Yorker give mouth to mouth resuscitation?"

He bends over and yells...

"Hey gid up before you fuckin' die!"

Yeah, were brutal.

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