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Sat Oct-04-03 07:33 AM
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15. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, try humiliation

And this is a very potentially dangerous move, so use it only as a LAST RESORT!

Grasp the offending possum by the tail and hoist it into the air. Then, proceed to heap scorn on the possum, telling it what a contemptible sack of shit it is and how it belongs about five notches lower down on the food chain. Make sure to completely express your opinion of its utter worthlessness, then place it back on the ground and watch it slink away in defeat!

I have used this tactic several times and have not seen it fail.

:freak:
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