GREIVOUS fashion errors committed by asthmaticeog in the 1980s [View All]

Parachute pants, black

Parachute pants, grey

Headband, bearing a Motley Crue logo, black, received as prize for successful balloon-popping at state fair

Echo and the Bunnymen hair (McCullough, attempted)

Sweatshirt, black, with some kind of puffy nylon appointments, red

Garments decorated with checkerboard patterns

Garments decorated with UK flags

Garments decorated with predatory-reptile insignia

Paisley

Cure hair (Smith, in actuality, rationalization for failure of aforesaid Echo and the Bunnymen hair)

Eyeglasses, round, blue-lensed

T-shirt emblazoned with the logo of the wuss band Simple Minds

Ocean Pacific

Leather biker jacket with logo of the band Love And Rockets painted on by asthmaticeog, later painted over, also by asthmaticeog, with logo of the band Einsturzende Neubauten

Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, jungle camouflage pattern

Mohawk, shamefully half-assed


It's worthy of note that absolutely NO Miami Vice or Thriller-era Michael Jackson affectations were ever attempted by asthmaticeog at any time. Also, there are no photos readily available, so requests for visual evidence must regrettably be denied.

ON EDIT: Skinny tie, satin, white, printed with piano keyboard, black.