Calgon, take me away!!!!! [View All]

I could say, I'm tired. I should be tired, I suppose I am, but it's not fatigue. It's mental exhaustion. :(

Today, I managed to:
1. Go to a PPT meeting for my 5 year old who is ending his speech therapy.
2. Go on the treadmill.
3. Shower.
4. Do 8 loads of laundry.
5. Take my big mattress pad to the laundrymat because it doesn't fit in my washer.
6. Help chaperone 20 kindergarteners at a pumpkin farm. :bounce:
7. Forget to eat lunch.
8. Make dinner.
9. Break up ??? # of fights.
10. Change two poopy diapers from a two year old who throws his potty chair at me.
11. Get my hair pulled by same 2 year old when I dared leave him with daddy to go chaperone the 20 kindergarteners.
12. Still trying to unclog the toilet because my 8 year old won't eat his vegatables and has rock-like BMs. :hurts:
13. 2 year old who won't go to bed because he had a late nap because mommy was gone at Pumpkin farm. :mad:
14. Helped dear hubby by listening to his job problems and trying to be my usual supportive self. :eyes:
15. And I know I'm forgetting a dozen more things.

And that's after last night in which:
1. Had to argue with my freeper lab partner.
2. I had to take my blood in anatomy class and almost fainted (not psychological, but physiological).
3. Dealt with the weirdness that my freeper lab partner was the only one who helped me, then proceeded to tell me his life story on the way to the parking lot. :wtf: ?
4. Got turned down by my husband for stress relief again. :grr:

I need a spa. I need a spa for a month. I need a spa for a month staffed by gorgeous men. I need a spa for a month staffed by gorgeous men who will serve me. I need a spa for a month staffed by gorgeous men who will serve me and not knock me up.

Probably too much to ask for, right?

Sarah