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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-14-05 04:34 AM
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36. Here is my list from when I was single...

Must be breathing.

Must be able to form coherent sentences.

Must not drool.

Must eat with utensils.

Must enjoy drinking large quantities of alcohol.

Must enjoy watching football.

Must love dogs.

Must look like Elle McPherson.


Can you believe that I had a hard time meeting women, too?? I couldn't understand it. I am so grateful that I found my wife and she saw the goodness in me.

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