CRAWFORD, Texas - President George W.Bush has agreed to interrupt his vacation in order to meet with Guy Terrell, the forty-year-old president of Virgin Vanguard, an evangelical society dedicated to promoting virginity pledges among high school and college students. Terrell, who manages a Blockbuster video outlet in Memphis, Tennessee, requested Bush's help in "combating the flood of outrageous rumors that virginity pledges lead to sexually transmitted disease, sodomy, and oral sex."
The president is expected to meet with Terrell at Prairie Chapel ranch sometime this afternoon, following a rigorous bicycle ride with Lance Armstrong. In announcing the meeting, the president declared, "Jesus was a virgin all his life, and so were his mother and his father. Did they tell lies? Did they commit sodomy? Did they have warts on their pee-pees?"
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