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kanrok

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:53 PM
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18. DIRTY JOKE ALERT: REALLY HORRIBLE LANGUAGE

Man's in a bar, nursing a beer.
A drunk comes in, taps the guy on the shoulder and says: "Hey, I just got a blow-job from your mother."
The guy at the bar shakes his head, ignores the comment and continues to drink his beer.
The drunk then taps the guy on the shoulder again and says: "Hey...I just fucked your mother"
The guy at the bar ignores the comment and gets back to his beer.
The drunk taps the guy on the shoulder again and says: "Guess what, I just fucked your mother in the ass, how'd you like that?"
The guy at the bar gets fed up and says: "Okay, Dad, time to go home"

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