How About Favorite Lines From Christmas (Or Holiday) Movies? [View All]

There are some great Christmas Movies out there, and many of them have some CLASSIC lines. Most of my favorites are funny, one isn't.

Here are a few of mine:

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation;

1 "When Santa Squeezes his fat ass down the Chimney, he's going to see the hap-hap-happiest bunch of assholes since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fuckin' Kaye!"

and

2 "Merry Christmas, Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

Miracle on 34th Street (the 90's remake. This line may be in the original, but I haven't seen that one in almost 40 years!)

"If you can't accept anything on faith, you're doomed to a life consumed by doubt."

The Santa Clause

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I wake up, I'm getting a Cat-Scan!"

And My Favorite is...

A Christmas Story

"Fra-gee-lee. Must be Italian!"

I know that there are many more. You'll almost certainly remind me of some of them. What are yours?