Ants! ARRRGH! We're used to the usual couple of dozen black ants [View All]

at the beginning of the summer; we stomp flat the ones we can get to, and after about a week and a half they're gone.

But, TODAY, we came down this morning and found HUNDREDS of the little bastards in discontinuous parts of the house; for example the kitchen and my office, with none in the room between, and in the Laundry room upstairs and in our bedroom, but NOT in the room between.

Now, Mrs R keeps this house so clean that if I drop food on the kitchen floor it goes right back into the sandwich. It's that spiffy.

So the ants aren't finding any food, WHAT what the fuck are they DOING here?

I did notice that an inordinate amount (± 50 %) of them were just standing there like a
Rich Limpballs acolyte in front of a television, rather that scurrying as danger approached.

Or are they, maybe, on oxycontin?

Any help would be appreciated.

Redstone