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mikeytherat

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Fri Dec-01-06 03:08 PM
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12. Here's a good one:

My wife and I are in the grocery, behind a young woman in the express checkout line who is holding only three items: a large cucumber, a small bottle of cooking oil, and a HUGE bottle of wine. A friend approaches her and asks, "What are you doing tonight?" Young lady answers, "Just staying in." Now this is very wrong, and very juvenile, and presumptive, but everyone in the line started laughing (even the woman's friend) because we were all thinking the same thing:

"Big cucumber, oil, huge bottle of wine? Hell, I'd be staying in, too!"

:evilgrin:

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