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"Hello, Dr. Laura?"
"Who else, you jerk? What the hell do you want, you punk? Speak up"
"Gee, Doctor Laura, you are my type of woman. Would you please verbally abuse me and before million of listeners, make me appear to be the wimp my wife says I am?"
"Happy to accommodate. Do you mind if I yell at you until the commercial break? Actually, I don't give a damn what you think, you jerk."
"Great, Dr. Laura. This is great. I am a glutton for punishment."
"Listen, you retard, whose show is this, anyway? Shut up. You remind me of my father, whom I never could make happy, so I take it out on people like you. Can you imagine, I get paid a king's ransom for demeaning weaklings like you? But enough about you. Get off the phone, you spineless invertebrate. I got to get in a plug for my newest book."
"Thank you so much, Dr. Laura"
"Shvayg, Du Dummkopf!!!. Go out and buy my book, you sorry excuse for a human being."
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