Reply #66: Well, the loudspeakers raise and lower through a hole in the roof. [View All]

You can't leave them up there unless you're running for office.
If you want people to get out of your way on the road, get yourself a
house-moving job. NOBODY messes with you when you come rolling down the
street towing a four-bedroom house that's wobbling around back
there with the roof bouncing up and down and bricks falling out of the
chimney. I didn't have that job too long but you could go anywhere
you want and everybody just skedadles out of your way. I partied
hardy in the house itself with some gals the night before I started
that job and fell asleep while I was driving around a corner and
the house slid off into a Ralph's. I instinctuively pretended I
didn't know who I was or how I got there. I knew a semi-pro neurologist
that owed me for some drugs and he signed a note saying I'd had a
temporary anyureism that gave me amnesia and I got out of it.
I had a garnder friend pretend to be a lawyer and call the house moving
company and tell them I was going to sue them for not training me good
enough, but they bought me off with a bunch of talking fish wall plaques
the boss's wife made at home and I sold them on eBay as antiques and
retired for a couple weeks.