Reply #43: I smell a business opportunity: [View All]

Tree-fucking.

No, wait, hear me out. A few years ago, I managed a semi-legitimate side-business for a pimp. And because of that, in addition to "buy more soda" and "don't hire blacks," many of my job duties included things like "hide this hooker until my wife leaves" or "film this porno for me."

Anyway, the guy made a fortune selling coprophilia videos (pornos with, for lack of a better term, shit. Eating it, smearing it, wearing, doing it.) The best sellers were a camera under glass whilst a woman shat. And yes, I still have nightmares.

The point is: you said in your response to that other person: "Go fuck a tree." Could there be money in that? Would you, or people like you, really pay their hard-earned money to watch people screw various types of flora? If there's one thing I've learned from Savage Love, it's that people like screwing weird things.

(sorry for the thread hijack, btw)