Reply #4: Some observations [View All]

1. The male is smaller. I'd hate to fathom what she does to him during and/or after nookie.
2. Is either of them poisonous?
3. That's a big web.
4. Are you sure you don't want to get a can of Raid?
5. How about a RAID 5 disk array and throw the drives at the spiders, crushing them instead?
6. She has big eyes. I wouldn't fondle them.
7. Make them your pets and hand-feed them small insects. Maybe they'll see you as a friend and let you live.
8. Sign them up for "The Tonight Show". Jay Leno could probably use a boost in his guest star clientèle.
9. Rip off the legs and use them as miniature pipe cleaners.
10. Kick me for making such a gaggle of silly statements.