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HERE'S the kind of music that my college drinking days in bars consisted of in some bars... not all bars were country bars by a long shot, but this song was a staple in just about all of them... Everyone got in on the singing! :toast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYQevzz3aRM
Title: Walker Jerry Jeff - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother lyrics


He was born in Oklahoma,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
Cause his mother made him what he is.

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.

(here's the alternate version of that part:
M is for the mudflaps on my pickup truck
O is for the oil in my limousine
T is for T-bird and Dolly Parton's titties
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs and
R is for RED NECK!!!!!!)

Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

He's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.