Reply #24: Go to Subway and work there... [View All]

I had a great time working at my local Subway, until one day I wanted to kill a customer.

Well, I don't know if I actually wanted to kill her. I think I really wanted to begin screaming at her while waving one of those wicked sharp knives in the air.

I mean, really, if your son is so incredibly allergic to cheese, why the FUCK are you buying him a sandwich at SUBWAY? You know, the place with CHEESE CRUMBS all over the place? During lunch rush? And it was a a hot chicken sub, which requires 90 seconds in the microwave.

So I had to stand there, waiting for the chicken to finish heating up so I could make her son's sub BEFORE I could do anything else. During the lunch rush. Couldn't start on the other two subs she was buying. Couldn't work on the line that was behind her and reaching out the door...


Argh!


Then I moved to Radio Shack. Oops.

Then I moved to a small start-up robotics factory. Yay!!!!

And I haven't helped a customer since...