Reply #9: But it doesn't get all explicit like this one [View All]

http://www.linguistics.ruhr-uni-bochum.de/~strunk/Deutsch/lorscheb.htm

Here is just one third of it.

I confess to god the almighty father and all his saints and his blessed ones and to you, God's man (i.e Priest) all my sins that I thought and said and did, that were against god. and that were against my Christianity, and against my faith and against my holy baptism and against my confession (i.e confession of the creeds). I confess sexual slander, pride, lying, swearing, lusting, wasting time, being uppity, horniness, laziness, mocking the offices of God, wanting whores, fornication, murder and manslaughter, gluttony, and drunkeness. I confess that I haven't honored my mother and father as i should, that I haven't honored my lord (secular) as I should, and haven't loved him as I should, and haven't loved my relatives as I should, and haven't loved and taught my wife and kids as I should, and haven't taught and loved my liegemen as I should, and haven't loved and taught my brothers as I should. I confess that I have not honored holy Sunday an holy Mass as I should...

Now that's some confessing!