Reply #80: ok.. prepare to make fun of me... [View All]

but the gf and I recorded dumb sayings for all our favorite contacts on both phones, and used those..

my parents: "Ma... the meatloaf!..... F"

my siblings: "my my my my my my MY SHARONA" (I have a sister that I for some reason started calling Sharon when I was 3)

Misc: "Please step away from the phone. I repeat.. Please step away from the phone"

my gf: "answer me answer me answer me answer me answer me answer me answer me"

The gf--

her parents: "Mama say what?"

her sister: "Oh No you din't, biatch!"

misc: "This is a test of the emergency response system. In the event of a real emergency..."

me: "Hey babe, it's me. Pick up. hello? You there? I can here you in the background..."


yeah it's really cheesy, but I'm really cheesy, so it all works out.