Ugh! Silverfish in my kitchen! [View All]

OMG--there is a silverfish-mutant-thing in my kitchen, on the wall, above the fridge. It's not really silver, but a light grayish-brown, and it's an inch and a half long and has waaaayyyyy too many legs. I didn't want to disturb it because I thought it might take a run for me. It has a head like a dragon, and I think it senses my apprehansion. For some reason, my house boasts the largest silverfish-mutant-things I have ever seen (I dare not say mere "silverfish"--part centipede and manticore perhaps they be!)

Anybody else see massive big bugs in their house today? Recently?(Floridians, I will let you go in depth about Palmetto bugs on the condition you do not advise me that they like to hang out on shower curtains and just below light switches in the dark for the unaware hand to brush against--for I have been told such ghastly things before, and believe them. Oh all right. If you have a bug-in-bathroom story, I'll hear that, too.)