Reply #40: Metric or English?? [View All]

If you're talking about centimeters, *none* of those condoms would fit an average guy. And if you refer to inches, they'd still be a tight fit.

Of course, most condoms are s-t-r-e-t-c-h-y. It's amazing the punishment those things will take! My colleagues and I have blown them up to the size of watermelons as party balloons and/or filled them with several gallons of water for a laugh (and those are the cheap ones the state buys for pennies a piece).

As a Politically Correct DU female, I must - of course - confess that penises only come in three sizes: Large, Extra-large, and Thank-You-Goddess!

FloridaJudy, aka the CondomLady

(come on: ask me a question about safer sex: I dare you!)