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1. Who is cuter - the tubby Buddha or the surfer Jesus?
Buddha

2. If Christ had a pet, would it be a cat, dog or other animal?
It would be a leprechaun

3. Do you think stain glass windows would look as good in your home as they do in a Catholic church?
Yes, except mine would depict demons, monsters, skulls and other freaky stuff. Just to freak the neighbors.

4. Did you ever want to convert to Judaism just so you don't have to shave in the morning?
Yes.

5. What do you think God's last name is?
N'Heaven

6. Why do you suppose vampires aren't supposed to like crosses?
It represesnts their disconnection to God. Theoretically any holy symbol will work. It is their disconnection from God, not religion that causes the repulsion.

7. Cooler car - the Pope-mobile or the Bat-mobile?
Bat-mobile

8. Have you ever invited a Jehovah's Witness into your home?
Yes. They are fun to scare.

9. Would you consider Mormonism to be a mainstream religion, or just a really large cult?
Religion. THey are weirdo's but not as messed up as say.. Scientologists.

10. Who does God want to win the Stanley Cup this year?
The Seattle Thunderbirds