Reply #27: 10 not-so-random responses [View All]

1. Who is cuter - the tubby Buddha or the surfer Jesus? I haven't seen either of them.

2. If Christ had a pet, would it be a cat, dog or other animal? A donkey.... the mascot of the democrats.

3. Do you think stain glass windows would look as good in your home as they do in a Catholic church? Definitely not.

4. Did you ever want to convert to Judaism just so you don't have to shave in the morning? I don't have to shave in the morning....yet (lol)

5. What do you think God's last name is? Almighty

6. Why do you suppose vampires aren't supposed to like crosses? Maybe they all hated math class and the cross looks too much the the unknown "x".

7. Cooler car - the Pope-mobile or the Bat-mobile? Batmobile (great gadgets)


8. Have you ever invited a Jehovah's Witness into your home? No

9. Would you consider Mormonism to be a mainstream religion, or just a really large cult? It's a religion.


10. Who does God want to win the Stanley Cup this year? The Tampa Bay Lightning


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