Reply #39: Hanging out at bars. For HOURS. [View All]

Alcohol.
Marijuana.
Saint Douchebag's Day.
Modern mainstream hip-hop.
Golf. Jesus H GOD you've got to be kidding me with it's appeal.
Wear anything sports related aside from the occasional hat on weekends when my hair has had it.
Cigars.
Tobacco products in general.
Camo ANYthing.
Sunglasses.
Glee.
Mad Men, despite HRH Christina being part of it.
The Sopran- . . . let's just say it - ANY "Must See", "Smartly Written" critical splooge-fest cable drama.
Fantasy sports leagues.
Lady Gaga.
Late Night Skin-emax. Great if you like seeing douchebag guy butt in abundance.
Throwing up devil horns at ANY kind of music other than metal/grindcore/death/spazcore/black metal/goregrind/doom.
Continuing to dress and act like a douchebag despite the countless parodies against douchebaggery.
Not learning from other people's mistakes, but making them on your own. Over. And Over. Again.
Any form of entertainment with the mafia as the subject. And I'm a slobbering Godfather/Goodfellas fan. DAMN, I mean, when does it END already?
"F Bombs, Beatdowns and Bloodshed" movies.
South Park. Not interested anymore. Matt and Trey are Randist douches.
The worst aspects of frat mentality carried on WAY after college is over.