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I am sad and alone, like a kitten in a dumpster, digging for scraps and licking her lips at the sight of a tossed out fish bone.
Congratulations, haters. You've managed to control my feelings for the day. Aren't you proud?
You should celebrate with some cheap beer and a can of processed bean dip. I recommend a bag of stale tortilla chips to go with it.
Then sit down and watch reality television. I have never been more impressed with the number of quality role-models that reality television provides for some people. I mean, sit down and take notes!
A red letter day for the haters.
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