Thank you for calling Progressive. To whom may I direct your call?Hi, I need to speak with Peter Morgan. He's my agent.
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This is Peter.Hi, Peter, this is Henry Smith, policy number 8554438-Q.
Hi Mr. Smith, how can I help you today?I'm sorry to report I was in a multi-car collision today on the highway.
That's terrible, Mr. Smith! Are you okay?Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, the Prius is a pretty durable vehicle.
Oh, that's good to hear. So what happened?I hit eight Ferraris, a Lamborghini, and three Mercedes-Benzes. And another Toyota.
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Eight Ferraris.Yup.
Three Mercedes.Uh-huh.
And a Lamborghini.That's right.
OH MY GOD! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!<click>
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Peter? Hello? Peter? Shit!
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Thank you for calling Progressive. We no longer exist. Hang up, go away, and never call this number again, ever. Or we'll kill you. And your dog.
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