Reply #43: Spittle wiped! You seem to have a little something on your chin as well! [View All]

Really? Are you really offering that this gun MAY have decided all on its own to pop a cap in this lady's ass? Jesus H. Christ! I will grant you that in the world of quantum physics and the many worlds theory the gun could have gone off all by its little ol' self. But, we live in the observable world and that shit just does not happen regardless of how many toothless rednecks offer that as an excuse while on trial for blowing their wife's head off or, for that matter, shooting some random stranger in the ass.

I am sure the lady that got shot in the ass could care less whether the gun was dropped, kicked, thrown or went off as an act of God. I am also quite sure her attorney won't give a shit either. Maybe it was one the guys other five guns that pulled the trigger? Maybe one of the bait fish at the Bass store crawled into the counter and squeezed one off as an act of futile rebellion for all his little fishy brethren that have met their doom at the end of a fishing line? I guess in your world these things all sound reasonable and rational.

PS - I wore a lobster bib this time as I typed so no worries!

Cheers! :)