Reply #71: ah, here we are [View All]

More Dick; Frank has expanded its on-line repertoire.
http://www.frankmagazine.ca/passim/view.php?id=426

BUDDIES IN BAD MARRIAGES!
I wish we had a man like Mr. Bush up here what would stand up for traditional marriage: the bitching, the silent treatment, the whole nine yards. Hell, if we had any guts, we'd go ahead and make buggery a crime again. (Except when it's between a man and a woman, as God ordained.)

I don't know why the gays want to get married anyhow. It's not like we're having one big party and they're not invited. (Though if we were having a party, I wouldn't invite them.) If it wasn't for them having sex with other guys, I'd say they got it pretty good. No kids, no responsibilities, nobody to say "I'm not putting that in my mouth."

Here's my bottom line: if homos get to be married, then normal people ought to get our own bath houses. It's the right thing to do.

http://www.frankmagazine.ca/passim/view.php?id=404

GEORGE BUSH LETS DOWN HIS GUARD!
Geez, leave it to the Democrats to play politics with something as important as an election. Now they're sounding all shocked about George Bush having gone AWOL, but if it had been Clinton, they'd be saying how proud they was for his sticking it to "the Man."

So what if Mr. Bush didn't even serve in the Air National Guard? I seen him on TV in flight suits and the like, and I swear, I haven't seen a better wartime Commander-in-Chief since Cliff Robertson in PT-109. All trussed up like that he presented a nice package for the ladies, and we all know how the ladies like a nice package. If he was AWOL, he must have seen his squadron for the coddled rich boys they were. Hell, I'd have been ashamed myself to report for duty with the likes of them. Must have turned the man's stomach. I don't care what you say, no one can tell me George Bush was born with a silver coke spoon in his mouth. For one thing, it's practically physically impossible.

Democrats need to fall in line - there's a friggin' war on, and they better get used to it, because it's going to last the rest of their natural lives. I liked them a lot better when they was getting anthrax letters. That put the fear of God, or Republicans, in 'em.

(a selection for the local audience; no point in quoting Dick on the Premier of Newfoundland or the leader of the NDP or what the Auditor General is saying about Liberal corruption ...)

(edited to add the pic)