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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:07 PM
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Why didn't Kerry get out of his chair and punch Condi in the face?
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Edited on Tue Jan-18-05 10:08 PM by zulchzulu
What's wrong with him?

I thought Kerry was on our side.

He should have gotten out of his seat, spit a big looger on the floor, swung his arms in the air in a very erratic motion, flip the bird at the cameras, scream at the top of his lungs, yank on his crotch and then jump on the table and do a King Kong chest beating before he grinds his teeth and jumps off the table and pounces on Condi in her chair. Violently...like yunno...David Lynch movies.

Then he could grab her by her hair and put her on his lap and spank her backside until she screams for Cheney.

Why didn't he do that? What's wrong with him? I voted for him and he doesn't just go out and attack people and try to strangle them...just for little old me...we need people like that in the DNC...people that just do what they want...um...for America...or whatever.

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