Reply #4: Did you ever know a cowherd...err...cowboy who didn't sing? [View All]

I'm an old cowherd from the Rio Grande
And my mind is blowed I got a teeny gland
I'm a cowherd who's married to a cow
And I drink more beer than my cow allows
And I sure ain't a-fixin' for to quit it now
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay, Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay

I'm an old cowherd from the Rio Grande
Never learned to ride I can hardly to stand
I'm a drunken fool who ain't up to date
I know every bar in the Lone Star state
'cause I drive 'round stoned in my Ford V-8
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay


And I come to town for some campaign dough
I sing all the songs that the crackheads know
And I drinks Jim Beam and I snort some blow
'cause I learned from Rush on the radio
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay